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I'M Not An Alcoholic, I'm A Bartender Doing My Homework Men's T-Shirt - White

R 250

eB2 500

Discovery Miles  2 500

When do I get it?

Our picking, packing and delivery is linked to what you order, where you want it delivered and how you choose to pay, so delivery times can vary.
Estimates are provided below to help you shop, but always check your order’s Estimated Delivery Date during checkout for the most accurate delivery information.
Standard Delivery
Delivery destination Delivery time
Cape Town, Joburg, Pretoria 2-5 working days
Regional Area 2-6 working days
Remote Area 3-7 working days
Premium Delivery
Options

Only available in Main
Centres (Cape Town,
Joburg & Pretoria)
Delivery type Delivery time Cut Off time
Same Day Delivery Same Day between 3pm - 7pm Pay before 11am weekdays
Express Delivery Next Working Day between 7am - 7pm Pay before 12pm previous day
Saturday Delivery Saturday between 11am - 7pm Pay before 12pm Friday
Sunday Delivery Sunday between 11am - 7pm Pay before 12pm Saturday
Collections

Currently only available
at our Cape Town
warehouse.
Collect Location Collect time
Cape Town warehouse 1-4 working days
Collection times vary, please wait for your Ready to Collect email before visiting the warehouse.

When do I get it?

Our picking, packing and delivery is linked to what you order, where you want it delivered and how you choose to pay, so delivery times can vary.
Estimates are provided below to help you shop, but always check your order’s Estimated Delivery Date during checkout for the most accurate delivery information.
Standard Delivery
Shipping Time* Cape Town, Joburg &
Pretoria Delivery Time**		 Regional Area
Delivery Time**		 Remote Area
Delivery Time**
Shipped in 3-5 working days 1-2 weeks 1-2 weeks 2-3 weeks
Shipped in 5-7 working days 1-2 weeks 2-3 weeks 2-3 weeks
Shipped in 7-10 working days 2-3 weekss 2-4 weeks 2-4 weeks
Shipped in 10-15 working days 3-4 weeks 3-4 weeks 3-4 weeks
Shipped in 15-20 working days 3-5 weeks 3-5 weeks 3-5 weeks
Collections

Currently only available
at our Cape Town
warehouse.
Shipping Time* Collect Time
Shipped in 3-5 working days 1-2 weeks
Shipped in 5-7 working days 1-2 weeks
Shipped in 7-10 working days 2-3 weeks
Shipped in 10-15 working days 3-4 weeks
Shipped in 15-20 working days 3-5 weeks
*Shipping time indicates how long it takes a product to reach our warehouse from our supplier.
**Delivery estimates include shipping times.

When do I get it?

Prepaid codes are delivered to you via email as soon as payment has been approved.

When do I get it?

Once payment has been approved, purchased eBooks are added to your Digital Library, ready for you to download.

When do I get it?

Gift vouchers are delivered via email to the recipient as soon as payment has been approved.

Of course you want to know — When do I get it?


We strive at all times to get it to you on time but here are some indications:

If we say In Stock, we dispatch within the time frame of the shipping plan you selected.

If we say In Stock (You can also collect in cpt), the stock is available from our Cape Town warehouse and you can collect as soon as your “ready to collect” mail has been received.

If we say dispatched between X and Y days then it takes X to Y days to receive from a supplier and it will then be with you within the time frame of the shipping plan you selected.

If we say Pre-order it means that your item will be dispatched to you on the day it's released and arrive with the time span of the shipping plan you chose.

And then there's the Weekend. In order to receive goods on the weekend, select our weekend delivery option when checking out.

Size: Select a size      Size Guide


Hassle-Free Exchanges & Returns for 30 Days. Learn more

Hassle-Free Exchanges & Returns for 30 Days


Returns

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the items to us in their original condition and packaging within 30 days of receipt and we will issue a credit which can be used to place a new order.

Exchanges (Fashion, sportswear and shoes only)

Wrong size? Don't quite like the colour? You can exchange your purchased item for a different size and/or colour up to 30 days from the day you received it, completely free of charge.

The item must be unworn and unused (other than trials) with the original tags still attached. Packaging should be returned in an undamaged condition with the item

When does this policy not apply?

If the item is:
  • older than 30 days
  • opened, unsealed, used or missing any accessories
  • a digital product such as an eBook, electronic voucher, gaming code or other digital download;
  • an audio or video recording or computer software that has been unsealed;
  • a newspaper, periodical or magazine;
  • a foodstuff, beverage, or other product intended for everyday consumption;
  • a nursing or maternity product that has been unsealed, including (but not limited to) breast pumps, bottles, formula, maternity underwear, nappies and wipes;
  • a beauty product or fragrance which has been used; or
  • a product which has been personalised for you or made to your specifications.

Find out more about Exchanges & Returns


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Men, Clothing, Tops & Tees, T-Shirts
Gender
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Free exchanges & returns for 30 days

Wrong size? Not quite what you wanted? No worries. You can exchange or return your purchase up to 30 days from the day you received it, completely free of charge - we even pay for the return shipping! We want to make your online shopping experience easy and fun.

Exchange/Return information

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